The Wife of Bath's 25 Random Things

1. Scarlett is my favorite color
2. I’d love to have a red parlor
3. I am very experienced in many matters
4. I wonder if I’ll meet a Yankee Batter
5. I’ve had five husbands
6. I have been to many lands
7. I love hats and stockings
8. I have a lot of commonsense
9. I am a very good seamstress
10. I’ve been told I rival Ypres and Ghents
11. I’ve been to Jerusalem three times
12. Men think I’m very pretty
13. I have more than a penny
14. I love being extravagant
15. I’ve been told I’m flamboyant
16. Talking and laughing are my favorite pastimes
17. I think I’ll buy some chimes
18. Men give me what I want
19. This trip to Canterbury is more of a jaunt
20. I’m from the town of Bath
21. I think some of these men need baths
22. I have been on many pilgrimages
23. I get very few grimaces
24. I am very rich and tasteful
25. I am not usually hateful